This site isn't outdated.

YOU are outdated.

(Except Alex).

Some day, beny.com is going to exist as something other than a place to find 4 year old content.

However, that day is not now.

I'm still looking forward to this becoming a real webpage with a real design ripped off from websites all over the place.

But I've got other things to do in the meantime. Check back weekly. No…make that daily. Check this site every day and see if it updates. I'll bet it doesn't.

In the meantime, here's the same old text and a couple of pictures and stuff.